You know I've got a gun,
The Zizzers are #1!
West Plains, here I come,
Right back where I started from.
We'll stop Obama cold,
We'll vote for someone Old,
Rollin' down Preacher Roe! (blvd.)
West Plains, here I come,
Right back where I started from.
Oh West Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssss.
Here I COOOOMME!
Could I be ANY prouder to be from this small American town?
It's always nice to know that you can go home to experience world-class bigotry.
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Just a quick FYI, since your from West Plains....
"West Plains" was named for the "plains west of Thomasville"
That should be "you're" not "your".... my bad.
Also wanted to give more sources.
http://tinyurl.com/4wcgps
AWWWW crap, just google "plains west of Thomasville"
I moved from West Plains when I was 12. I just made that up. I don't know why the town was named West Plains. I just think it's awesome that if you're from there it's pronounced Wessplains. If the tone of the post isn't offering enough satire throughout, let it be known now.
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